Ahoy! 'Tis the day after International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and I may deserve to be keelhauled for the effrontery of forgetting such an auspicious holiday, but I'll make amends and wish you a Belated International Talk Like A Pirate Day in the hopes you'll spare a scurvy seadog who had to labor that day without the company of a single living soul... on a desert isle as 'twere.
Arrrrrrrrrrrr!
