Talk Like a Pirate in the Year of Our Lord Twenty Hundred and Twenty-Six

Is it raining frogs, or cats and dogs, or even blood to-day?
Fear not! 'Tis only International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
If ye think ye spy with thy little eye, sea monsters in the bay,
Fear not! 'Tis only International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
When sea hags or sirens or surly tritons threaten thy flesh to flay,
Fear not! 'Tis only International Talk Like a Pirate Day!