27 March 2023

The Flame and the Arrow (1950) Reviewed

Movie poster for The Flame and the Arrow (1950).

The Flame and the Arrow (1950) was Burt Lancaster's first foray into the swashbuckling genre. Set in medieval Lombardy, Lancaster plays the role of Dardo Bartoli, a man naturally inclined to live by his own rules, apart from civilization, and who, like Robin Hood, finds himself at odds with the authorities and ultimately destined to lead others in rebellion. The authorities in this case are the Hessian invaders led by Count Ulrich, otherwise known as "The Hawk" (Frank Allenby). In addition to territorial invasion, "The Hawk" has also encroached on Dardo's marital bliss. Although Dardo has given up hope for his faithless wife (and indeed has no shortage of fair village damsels willing to take her place), the center of Dardo's world is his son, and it is only when his son is abducted by Count Ulrich that he takes up arms. Further outrages, however, will force him to consider the larger scale of events and cause him to assume his predestined role.

The story is a perfectly suitable framework for a swashbuckling film, but there are elements that render it surprisingly unconventional. Our hero Dardo, for instance, is not a swordsman. As the title implies, he is likelier to fight with a bow (in which his expertise is unchallenged) or, if it comes to close combat, a torch or anything else handy. This makes for an unusual climactic duel in which Dardo apologizes for his genuine lack of expertise.

Lancaster's performance is convincing and more complex than is normally the case for such roles, but there are moments when one wonders whether the screenwriter meant the character to be Dardo Bartoli or Burt Lancaster himself. One of the greatest strengths of The Flame and the Arrow is its creative and effective use of stunts. The fact that Lancaster and Nick Cravat (who played Piccolo) did their own stunts is a testament to their talent and training as acrobats. This is to be applauded in any swashbuckling film. The fact that there is no explanation for how Dardo came to master these specialized skills — skills so specialized that he is able to impersonate a professional acrobat and execute stunts before an audience — is a failure of writing or editing. This error is further underscored by Dardo's spontaneous gymnastic routine later in the film. It is entertaining in its own right, but it breaks the spell.

Although most of the parts are somewhat simplistic, much of the cast is above average. Nick Cravat is well cast as Dardo's mute friend Piccolo, who communicates in pantomime. Frank Allenby is effective as Count Ulrich. Robert Douglas is convincing as the foppish Marchese Alessandro de Granazia, the local Italian nobleman who defies Ulrich only when it comes to taxes. Norman Lloyd is darkly amusing as the Troubador (and imaginative with insults). Last but far from least, Virginia Mayo is quite engaging as Anne de Hesse, the beautiful and strong-willed niece of Count Ulrich. The remaining members of the cast are basically functional.

The Flame and the Arrow is not a masterpiece and not without flaws (halberds that fall apart at the slightest impact spring to mind), but it successfully introduces new ideas to an old genre without trampling it, which is a worthy goal.

Writing: Fair
Directing: Good
Acting: Good
Cinematography: Good
Stunts: Superb
Swordplay: Fair
Panache: Great

Overall Rating: Good
Swashbuckling Rank: Great


[Originally posted in Cuparius.com on 3 September 2012.]


Addendum

Written by: Waldo Salt
Directed by: Jacques Tourneur
Performed by: Burt Lancaster, Virginia Mayo, Robert Douglas, Aline MacMahon, Frank Allenby, Nick Cravat, Lynn Baggett, Gordon Gebert, Norman Lloyd, et al.

21 March 2023

Captain Kidd (1945) Reviewed

Movie poster for Captain Kidd (1945).

Captain Kidd from 1945 is a lopsided classic of the pirate genre, with the bulk of its favor being the weight of Charles Laughton's highly entertaining performance as Captain William Kidd. Although it departs from historical accuracy more often than not, it stands as a classic pirate movie with buried treasure, brazen treachery, terrible butchery, and sea battles galore. Some of the roles and those cast to play them are weak and workmanlike, but Reginald Owen complements Laughton nicely as Kidd's manservant, Shadwell (employed to teach his master the social etiquette he aspires to use in his climb to the peerage), and Henry Daniell succeeds in giving his role as King William III a convincing air of authority and royal puissance. Captain Kidd would have profited from more appropriate casting [in some cases] (Randolph Scott was not the optimum choice for the part of the hero, Adam Mercy), and a few more examples of bloody mêlée would not have gone amiss, but all in all it is worth watching just to see Laughton strutting the deck on the high seas again.

Writing: Fair
Directing: Fair
Acting: Fair (Mediocre to Good)
Cinematography: Good
Stunts: Good
Swordplay: Fair
Panache: Great (Laughton), Fair (Scott)

Overall Rating: Good
Swashbuckling Rank: Good


[Originally posted in Cuparius.com on 12 May 2009.]


Addendum

Written by: Norman Reilly Raine and Robert N. Lee
Directed by: Rowland V. Lee
Performed by: Charles Laughton, Randolph Scott, Barbara Britton, Reginald Owen, Henry Daniell, et al.

18 March 2023

Pirates of Tortuga (1961) Reviewed

Movie poster for Pirates of Tortuga (1961).

Pirates of Tortuga (1961) does not so much revel in swashbuckling clichés as wallow in them. Revelry would at least have indicated an appreciation for the genre. Instead, we have a reliance on stereotypes that are as tiresomely executed as they are uninspired. We have the hero of the picture, Bart (or Captain Paxton as he is more commonly addressed), played standoffishly by Ken Scott. We have the wild-mannered yet presumably alluring object of every man's desire, the pickpocket and self-described actress Meg, played incomprehensibly by Letícia Román. And we have the villain, the rapacious and bloodthirsty pirate (and former governor of Jamaica) Henry Morgan, played with comical fervor by Robert Stephens.

We also have the two plots. In this version of history, Henry Morgan has established a pirate kingdom in Tortuga (instead of answering the summons of King Charles II concerning his sacking of Panama), has blockaded the royal colony of Jamaica for the past year, and has been plundering His Majesty's merchant ships with impunity. Paxton (or "Bart") has been given the mission of putting a stop to Henry Morgan's depredations, and he plans to do so by passing himself off as a pirate so he can better observe the defenses of Morgan's fortified port. First, however, we must watch him save Meg from the clutches of a butcher who claims she has stolen from him. Paxton, it seems, is both gallant and kindhearted, although both qualities are strained by his desire to cast her overboard when she is discovered on his ship after setting sail. Meg may be the only woman on the ship, but she is not a lady. Nonetheless, the cultured officers of the ship take it upon themselves to tutor her in ladylike manners (cue: comic relief). Suffice it to say, Meg and "Bart" are supposed to fall in love.

Pirates of Tortuga is fraught with the common failings of many other low-grade pirate movies. Accents bear no relationship to region or time period (especially where Letícia Román in concerned). The work of officers, sailors, and gunners has nothing to do with reality and everything to do with incompetent blocking. The fight choreography is a lazy pantomime. The love scenes are a lazy pantomime. The entire movie would have been more entertaining if it really were a pantomime. The only satisfaction a lover of pirate movies will derive from this one is that it ends... eventually.

Writing: Terrible
Directing: Poor
Acting: Terrible
Cinematography: Mediocre
Stunts: Poor
Swordplay: Mediocre
Panache: Poor

Overall Rating: Poor
Swashbuckling Rank: Poor


[Originally posted in Cuparius.com on 28 October 2011.]


Addendum

Written by: Melvin Levy, Jesse L. Lasky, Jr., and Pat Silver
Directed by: Robert D. Webb
Performed by: Ken Scott, Letícia Román, Dave King, John Richardson, Rafer Johnson, Robert Stephens, et al.

28 February 2023

Swashbuckling Thought of the Day 2023-02-28

I just had an absurd idea for a swashbuckling game utilizing tiddlywinks. I have always maintained that in any gaming medium a swashbuckling game ought to emphasize action, and tiddlywinks is a dexterity game, which literally requires action, so... I must further ponder this.

27 February 2023

Accessible Gaming Quarterly Year 4 Crowdfunding Project

I shall be posting this to each of my five gaming blogs because the cause is worthy and time is of the essence. Jacob Wood of Accessible Games has launched Accessible Gaming Quarterly Year 4, a crowdfunding project on Kickstarter to produce four more issues of Accessible Gaming Quarterly, "a zine about accessibility and inclusion in tabletop RPGs." As it states on the project page, "This project will only be funded if it reaches its goal by Thu, March 9 2023 11:59 PM EST." AGQ provides a much-needed service in this hobby, and I hope you will join me in lending support.

Jacob Wood is also the designer of several role-playing games based on Fudge including Monster Kart Mayhem, Psi-punk, and Survival of the Able.

Purchase Accessible Games products here.

29 January 2023

Walking the Plank into 2023

Here are a few of the topics I would like to write about in Theoretical Swashbuckling in the year 2023:

  • Robin Hood
  • The Three Musketeers and The Four Musketeers directed by Richard Lester
  • pirate-themed board games
  • naval war games
  • swashbuckling novels and short stories

And I will continue to post reviews of swashbuckling movies of all kinds throughout the year. Other messages may be stuffed into bottles and thrown to the sea as I deem necessary.

01 December 2022

Zorro: The Roleplaying Game Resources

If I have one criticism about Zorro: The Roleplaying Game, it's that it lacks a separate character sheet. The rule book has one, but it's part of the book, not a separate sheet that would be easy to photocopy. There's a PDF of the character sheet, but it's only available if you buy the PDF of the rule book. Thankfully, there are several free versions of the character sheet floating about the Internet, and here are links to two of them:

The second link also includes custom and vintage maps of colonial California and other useful information for anyone running Zorro: The Roleplaying Game adventures.

19 November 2022

Zorro Returns

I am pleased to report that the Disney Zorro television series from the 1950s starring Guy Williams is now available for viewing on the Disney+ streaming service. I mentioned in a previous quasi-review (q.v.) that I would "happily watch it and report my findings here in Theoretical Swashbuckling" if I ever gained access to the original television series in its entirety, which I intend to do, but it would be callous of me if I did not share the news of its availability with you immediately.

Ha!

Guy Williams as Zorro making the signature Z move with his sword.

09 October 2022

Board Games, Anyone?

Someday, I plan to start writing about some of the swashbuckling board games I've played, but in the meantime I am interested in suggestions. If you can recommend any, please leave a comment!

19 September 2022

Talk Like a Pirate in the Year of Our Lord Twenty Hundred and Twenty-Two

International Talk Like a Pirate Day it be, and those who neglect their seafaring patois are landlubbers the lot of them. Arrrr!

(As a side note and reminder to myself, today also marks a momentous change in my life. A good change.)